1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,671 Drew, you're amazing. 2 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,134 Oh, my God. What the hell? 3 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:12,471 | walked in on Drew and Amy having sex this morning. (GASPS) 4 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:13,805 My mom lost her job. 5 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:15,807 She can come stay with us. 6 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,978 Now we've adopted you. We're your parents, and I'm your mom. 7 00:00:20,62 --> 00:00:21,647 But you're not my mom. 8 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,607 SYDNEY: Your mom doesn't love you ‘cause you're a bad kid. 9 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,67 Would you just leave me alone? 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,528 Get in the house! It was an accident! 11 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:28,695 JOEL: And he thinks you hate him. 12 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,447 JULIA: Victor, can you open the door, please? 13 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,661 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 14 00:00:38,38 --> 00:00:39,122 (GRUNTS) 15 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,374 Honey, | have got to pee. 16 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,500 Okay. Now. 17 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,584 What do you want, a high five or something? 18 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,669 Get your mom out of there. Knock on the door. 19 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:44,753 I'm not gonna knock on the door. 20 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,88 What if she's doing something embarrassing in there? 21 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,507 She's just doing her hair. For 45 minutes? You think she's doing her hair? 22 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,08 Yeah. She's got 15 more minutes. 15 more minutes? 23 00:00:50,92 --> 00:00:51,93 I'm not gonna make it 15... Then knock! 24 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,261 I'm going in the sink. No, you're not. 25 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,554 Why? I'm gonna wet my pants. That's disgusting. 26 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,347 So wet your pants. Oh, more disgusting than wetting my pants? 27 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,431 Yeah, actually. I'm going outside. 28 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,516 Oka Oh! : 29 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:58,725 Good morning. Morning. 30 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,394 A beautiful day the Lord has brought, isn't it? 31 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,938 Yes. You look beautiful. Thank you so very much. 32 00:01:03,21 --> 00:01:04,690 Yeah, your hair looks beautiful. Good morning! 33 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,650 Well, thank you. | have a job interview. 34 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,527 Oh, that's awesome! That's great, Mom. 35 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,737 I'm gonna have crossed fingers and crossed toes, 36 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,531 and hopefully everything will go perfectly. 37 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,866 No, no, no, no, no! (LAUGHS) Oh, Jabbar. 38 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:18,287 Oh, uh, baby, you do have a humidifier, don't you? 39 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,872 | just... | gotta run outside really quickly. 40 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,292 I'll get you one. Thank you. 41 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,127 Mmm-hmm. (CROSBY MOANS) 42 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,255 Max, buddy, come on, we gotta move, 43 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,506 we gotta to get ready for school. 44 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,428 God, what is that smell? | don't smell anything. 45 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,971 Buddy, something's reeking in here. 46 00:01:36,54 --> 00:01:38,15 When is the last time you cleaned Guacamole's cage? 47 00:01:38,98 --> 00:01:39,558 | clean Guacamole's cage on Sundays. 48 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:42,102 Yesterday? Did you clean it yesterday? ‘Cause it smells horrible. 49 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,395 Yesterday was Sunday. Are you sure? 50 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,982 It's bad. It's like a musty... 51 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,236 (SNIFFING) 52 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,573 Hey, bud? 53 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,658 When's the last time you took a shower? 54 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,368 | take showers on Tuesdays and Saturdays. 55 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,453 Okay, you know what? 56 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:00,662 | need you to get up, put your book down. 57 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,873 | need you to go get in the shower very quickly, okay? 58 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,499 We have 15 minutes before school starts. 59 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,126 No, | shower on Tuesdays and Saturdays. 60 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,502 I'm begging you. No, Tuesdays and Saturdays. 61 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,379 Please trust me on this, go take a shower. Today is Monday. 62 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,256 I'm not showering. Honey, it's really bad right now, okay? 63 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,466 I'm going to brush my teeth now. 64 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,551 Max, take a shower. No! 65 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,220 Oh, my God! 66 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,306 And check it out. 67 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,392 I'm not eating this. 68 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,646 Victor, hon, | made pancakes 69 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,730 because that's what you asked for. 70 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,65 | don't like them like you make. 71 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,360 You haven't even tried them yet. 72 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,70 | put blueberries in them. Blueberries suck. 73 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:34,780 Mom, Victor just said, "Suck." 74 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,823 Sweetie, don't say, "Suck." You just said it. 75 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,742 Okay, no one say that word, 76 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,870 and | will make you pancakes without blueberries 77 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,121 if you ask nicely. 78 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,414 | want Burger King pancakes. 79 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,999 That is not gonna happen. 80 00:02:46,83 --> 00:02:47,250 You're cooking sucks. 81 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,503 Mom, he just said it again! | know, sweetie. | heard him. 82 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,796 You know what? Take your plate 83 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,339 and you can go watch TV in the living room 84 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,423 while you eat your breakfast. 85 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,633 What? I'm not allowed to do that. 86 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,218 You're such a little kiss-ass. 87 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,594 Victor! He just said another bad word! 88 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,554 | know, sweetheart. Go into the living room. 89 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:00,639 So not fair. 90 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,21 Victor... 91 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,731 You need to eat breakfast. 92 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:10,816 I'm not gonna eat that. 93 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,694 You can eat what | made you, or have nothing at all. 94 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,39 My real mom got me Burger King every day. 95 00:03:32,45 --> 00:03:33,463 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 96 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,926 My uncle said that he could get us 97 00:03:38,09 --> 00:03:39,970 backstage passes if we want, So... 98 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:41,430 Could be fun. 99 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,224 Unless you don't want to go. We don't have to go. 100 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,519 Yeah, | don't know if | really want to go anywhere. 101 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,229 Okay. 102 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,899 Are you okay? (SIGHS) . 103 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,694 No. 104 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,696 | can't believe this. 105 00:03:58,29 --> 00:04:00,907 You're breaking up with me in my car, again. 106 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,535 In front of the school. Wow. Drew. 107 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,537 What? 108 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,664 I'm pregnant. 109 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,630 Uh... 110 00:05:06,56 --> 00:05:07,516 Amy, are you sure about this? 111 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,309 Yes, I'm sure. Like, you took a test? 112 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,686 Yes, | took a test. | mean, is it accurate? 113 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,315 | don't, | don't know. | mean, | think so. 114 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,733 The box said it was, SO... 115 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,610 God, | cannot believe this is happening. 116 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,278 Hey, Amy, cute scarf! Hey! 117 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,488 I'll see you after class, okay? 118 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,697 Okay. 119 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,450 Amy... | have a Spanish quiz. | have to go. 120 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,743 No, Amy, please. Please. 121 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,329 Look, it's gonna be okay. 122 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,540 How can you even... 123 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,375 What? No, Drew, 124 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,543 it's not gonna be okay. 125 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,344 ADAM: Max, this is not a negotiation. | want you to take a shower. 126 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,763 No. KRISTINA: Buddy, | shower every single day. 127 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,266 So does dad, okay? And you would not like it if we didn't. 128 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,350 | don't care. 129 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,602 Listen, remember when dad ran that mini triathlon? 130 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,354 Remember how bad he smelled? It was a half triathlon. 131 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,439 It was mini, whatever. How bad you smelled? It was... 132 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,607 No, | don't remember that. 133 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,693 Okay, well, he stank so bad... It doesn't matter. 134 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,695 ...the whole house stank. | don't run triathlons. 135 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:02,779 Buddy, that's... Okay. 136 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,114 My point is you're getting older, 137 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,32 so you have to take a shower. 138 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,785 Getting older isn't the same thing as running a triathlon. 139 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:09,995 Well, you're right about that, Max. 140 00:06:10,78 --> 00:06:14,875 But because you're growing up, your sweat glands start to behave differently. 141 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,294 So you'll smell differently. Interesting. Why? 142 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,214 Well, uh... There's hormonal changes. 143 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,300 I'm not sure of the exact science, 144 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,93 but your body produces hormones... 145 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,511 Got it. ...and they produce changes. 146 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,847 All right. What else changes? 147 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,932 All right, a lot. Uh, well... 148 00:06:31,16 --> 00:06:32,17 Yeah. A lot. 149 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,435 Your voice has gotten deeper. Right. 150 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,270 And it's getting... 151 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,147 Well, you start to grow hair. 152 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,565 | already have hair. 153 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,150 Well, not just on your head. 154 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,943 Oh, well, | have it on my armpits. 155 00:06:42,27 --> 00:06:43,445 That's good. And I'm also getting it on... 156 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,696 Skittles! I'm not looking at... 157 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,448 | will buy you a bag of Skittles if you get in the shower. 158 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,450 Great. Awesome. Dad, get out. Leave. | want Skittles. Get out. 159 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,534 Okay, Skittles. 160 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,620 MARK: Drew? 161 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,541 Hi. Hey. 162 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,43 How's it going? It's fine. 163 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,629 Everything okay, um, with Amy and everything? 164 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,422 Yeah. You guys seemed really upset this morning. 165 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,07 | Know, it's fine, though. 166 00:07:04,90 --> 00:07:06,217 Okay. Well, wait, Drew, wait, I... 167 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:09,54 It just seemed like it was more than a fight. 168 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,181 And then... Yeah, | don't know, it was... 169 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,308 And then Amy didn't show up for class. 170 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,187 Um, yeah, | don't... | don't know where she went. 171 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,105 I... I'm not sure. Well, I'm not mad. 172 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,775 That's not why I'm bringing this up, 173 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,818 but Amy never misses class. Yeah, | don't know. 174 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,71 | guess I'm just more concerned. | don't... 175 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,118 Listen, you can talk to me about anything. 176 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,662 All right. Well, cool. Thanks. 177 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,998 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 178 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,627 Put, put, put, put... 179 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:41,962 Daddy! Hey. 180 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:45,131 How are you? Boy, it's hot in here, huh? 181 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,467 Grammy gets cold. And humid, too. 182 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,469 Jeez, like the tropics. 183 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:52,973 JASMINE: Hey, honey. 184 00:07:53,56 --> 00:07:55,934 What's that, uh, what's that smell? 185 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,770 Did you guys eat dinner without me? 186 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,647 Yeah, sorry, honey, | tried to explain to her 187 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,775 that we wait for you to come back from work. 188 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,111 She did. My fault. 189 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,947 But | had no idea it would be so late. 190 00:08:09,30 --> 00:08:10,31 Lordy, 8:00? 191 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,33 That's a late dinner for a young boy. 192 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,911 And it was ready hours ago, but | kept a plate warm for you. 193 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,496 JABBAR: It's trout. CROSBY: Oh. 194 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,499 Uh, Renee, I'm sure it's Super good trout, 195 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:20,959 I'm just... I'm not much of a fish guy. 196 00:08:21,42 --> 00:08:22,377 So maybe I'll have some cereal. 197 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:23,503 Yeah, I'll get you some cereal. 198 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,963 Uh-uh, uh-uh. That's ridiculous. 199 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,387 Jabbar was reluctant at first, 200 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,15 but once he tried it, he loved it, didn't you, baby? 201 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,308 (MOUTHING) You did love it. 202 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,601 (RENEE LAUGHING) 203 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,354 And how did your interview go today? 204 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,981 Well, | thank you for asking, 205 00:08:43,64 --> 00:08:44,357 but | don't think it went very well. 206 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,692 Sorry to hear that. 207 00:08:46,67 --> 00:08:47,110 You'll find one, Mom. 208 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,403 RENEE: We'll see. It's tough out there. 209 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,697 Try your fish. Tell me how you like it. 210 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,533 Okay. 211 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,747 It's really good with the lemon, too. 212 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,500 Why can't we eat? 213 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,669 Because it's not polite to start until everyone's at the table. 214 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,421 Here you go, sweetie. And they're coming. 215 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,505 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 216 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,674 Okay, he's gonna sit this one out. 217 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,469 He's not hungry? 218 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,345 | don't know, Syd. | guess not. 219 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,847 Then I'm not eating my Brussels sprouts. 220 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,974 If Victor doesn't have to eat anything, 221 00:09:18,58 --> 00:09:19,684 I'm not eating these Brussels sprouts. 222 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,352 Yes, you... Fine. 223 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,272 Syd, three sprouts. We'll be right back. 224 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,607 Hey. Not doing it! 225 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,691 Yes, you are. Uh-uh. 226 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,401 Hey, what are you doing? I'm ending this hunger strike. 227 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,944 If he wants fast food, he can have fast food. 228 00:09:30,28 --> 00:09:31,905 Honey, you can't do that. He's just testing us. 229 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,698 | don't care. Don't go in... (GRUNTS) 230 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,625 Victor, you got that out of my closet. 231 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,627 All right, put away the candy. No! 232 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,295 Victor, pick up the candy and give it to me. 233 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,588 Just get out of my room! | hate you! 234 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:49,881 Hey, don't talk to your mom like that. Victor... 235 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,341 She's not my mom! 236 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,676 Stop. Stop! No, it's my candy! Give it to me. 237 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,578 Hey. soy 238 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,165 You know, you really didn't have to come. 239 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,376 Yeah, | know, but you just left school, 240 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,545 and | didn't even know where you went. 241 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,673 | just couldn't be there, you know? 242 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,175 Yeah, um... 243 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,636 Where did you go? I, uh... 244 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,972 | called Planned Parenthood, 245 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,725 and | made an appointment for Wednesday before school. 246 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,103 What do you mean? An appointment for what? 247 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,523 Like, an abortion? No. No, no, no. 248 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:52,777 | just... They have to confirm the pregnancy before | can... 249 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,655 Okay. ...do anything about it, so... 250 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,700 Well, you said Wednesday before school? Yeah. 251 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,326 All right, I'll go with you. 252 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,661 You're not going through this alone. 253 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,329 But it's... It's just, like, a consultation. 254 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,498 | want to go with you. That's my dad. 255 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,375 Are you gonna tell your parents? 256 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,586 | don't know. 257 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,504 They just like to see me in a certain way. 258 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,06 Is he coming over? 259 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,841 Oh, my God. 260 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,719 Hey. Hey, sweetheart. 261 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,803 Hey, there. Hey, Drew. 262 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,221 What are you doing out here with my daughter? 263 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,306 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 264 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,224 Hey, Drew, it's good to see you. How you been? Yeah, you, too. 265 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,934 I've been fine. Yeah. You staying out of trouble? 266 00:11:27,20 --> 00:11:28,438 Yeah. How's your senior year going? 267 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,357 It's fine. It's just, you know, super busy and... 268 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,693 Good. Stay at it. It's important. ...all of that. Yeah. 269 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,195 All right, you wanna come in? We got some pizza. 270 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,197 No, he's got stuff to do. Yeah, | can't. 271 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,656 | have to do, like, homework. 272 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,992 You change your mind, you're always welcome. 273 00:11:41,75 --> 00:11:42,493 Okay. Thanks. Okay. 274 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,666 (EXHALES) 275 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,543 | have to go. 276 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,588 All right, well, 277 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:54,797 you know, I'll see you tomorrow. 278 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,674 | definitely want to go on Wednesday, so... 279 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,93 See you tomorrow. 280 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,935 You make me very nervous. No, no, see a little more... 281 00:12:07,18 --> 00:12:08,853 No, but you don't have to, like, do it for me. 282 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,189 | think it looks nice, ‘cause she's very warm. 283 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,274 Yeah, that's too much. Why is it too much? 284 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,817 Let me just show you a little trick here. 285 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,152 Oh, God. Just relax your hand. 286 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,320 That's so... Just relax. Got a good one. 287 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,947 Get off me. Huh? 288 00:12:19,30 --> 00:12:20,281 Get off. 289 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,449 Oh, hey. 290 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,409 MARK: Hi. Hi. 291 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,536 Uh, can | talk to you for a minute? 292 00:12:26,79 --> 00:12:27,413 Yeah, of course. 293 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,706 Um... 294 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,710 Yeah, | got some stuff to do. 295 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,837 Hi. Oh, my God. Hi. 296 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,714 | can't believe you're here. 297 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,424 (SIGHS) Uh, yeah. I'll make it quick. 298 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,551 | just... | just wanted to talk to you about Drew. 299 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:41,928 Oh. 300 00:12:42,11 --> 00:12:43,888 He's been really, really upset 301 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,266 at school the last few days, and | asked him 302 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,558 if he was all right and he said he was, 303 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,727 but it doesn't seem like he is. What do you mean? 304 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,897 Like, | Know he's stressed out about his applications and... 305 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:56,401 No, it's... It seems serious. 306 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,697 He seems scared. Uh, anyway, I'll let you get back to... 307 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,532 No, no, it's okay, that's... 308 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,576 Thank you for telling me and... 309 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,79 Mmm-hmm. 310 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,958 Okay. 311 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,751 Well, it was good to see you. Sure, okay. 312 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,253 It's good to see you, too. 313 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,379 Okay. 314 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,933 You all right? Mmm-hmm. 315 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,527 Beach Boys, title girl, six letters. 316 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,905 Ooh, Rho... Rhonda. (CELL PHONE RINGING) 317 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,699 Yep. Well done. 318 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,784 (DISCONNECTS CALL) 319 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,787 What's up? You got home calling, man. 320 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,80 You're not gonna answer that? No. 321 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,666 The only person that's home, at my home, is Renee. 322 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,85 Not picking up the mother-in-law, that's cold. 323 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,211 It's not important, | promise. 324 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,588 That's, like, the ninth time she's called today. 325 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,341 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) Ooh! Oh, good! A message. 326 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,884 I'm sure this is breaking news. 327 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,136 "Hi, Crosby, | was thinking about taking another nap. (LAUGHING) 328 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,805 "Just thought I'd let you know if you want to come..." 329 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,308 Oh, my God. 330 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,684 (LAUGHING) 331 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,519 What is it? What is it? 332 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,272 They offered her the job that she interviewed for! That's great! Look at that! 333 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,482 She's gonna be making money. Yeah! 334 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,816 She's gonna move out! Are you kidding me? 335 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,984 Yeah, come on! This is amazing. 336 00:14:20,68 --> 00:14:22,570 You got your bathroom back. lam gonna pee with ultimate freedom. 337 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,988 You're gonna pee with impunity. 338 00:14:24,72 --> 00:14:25,990 I'm gonna pee with extreme prejudice, 339 00:14:26,74 --> 00:14:28,576 is what I'm gonna pee with. Oh! This is good news. 340 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,671 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 341 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,173 SARAH: Drew? 342 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,176 Yeah? Can | come in? 343 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,469 Uh-huh. 344 00:14:49,97 --> 00:14:50,598 Hi. Hey. 345 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,684 | have not seen you at all. 346 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,520 How's it going? It's fine. 347 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,647 What are you doing? Uh, just homework. 348 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,856 What is it? (CLEARS THROAT) 349 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,66 It, um, it's math. 350 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,402 (LAUGHS) Yes, my favorite. 351 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,862 Hey, so grandma and grandpa went out, 352 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,156 and we could get a pizza or something 353 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,284 and not have any lectures about our vegetable intake. 354 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,452 Yeah. 355 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,372 So math, huh? 356 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,83 It looks like you were, like, rolling on the lawn. 357 00:15:19,01 --> 00:15:20,628 Excuse me? Hello? 358 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,838 Yeah? 359 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,257 What's up? 360 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,426 Nothing, I, uh... 361 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,804 | don't... Nothing, I'm just doing homework. 362 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,558 Is everything going okay? 363 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,268 Yeah. 364 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,769 Are you sure? 365 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,272 Yeah, what do you mean? 366 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,732 Well, 367 00:15:43,25 --> 00:15:44,110 Mark came to see me... 368 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,654 Why? What, are you... 369 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,615 Are you guys getting back together or something? 370 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,75 No. I... No, honey. 371 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,411 No, no. No, um, no. |! mean, that wasn't... 372 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,495 Then why were you talking to him? 373 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,789 Well, he, you know, he came by 374 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,625 to say he was concerned about you. 375 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,671 He saw something at school that made him worried. 376 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,506 Is everything okay with Amy? 377 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,13 Yeah, I... Yeah. It's the same, it's... 378 00:16:12,96 --> 00:16:14,182 Do you wanna invite her over tonight? 379 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,477 Um, maybe. | don't know. 380 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,229 | think she's busy. 381 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,150 So what is it then? 382 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,573 Uh, | don't... | don't know. Um, | don't... 383 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,534 Amy and | have been really 384 00:16:34,76 --> 00:16:36,871 just freaking out over college applications. 385 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,540 | was just thinking. He saw us talking. And, you know... 386 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,958 Oh. 387 00:16:41,42 --> 00:16:42,585 Honey, why? You're doing so great. 388 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,03 Yeah, | know that. It's just... 389 00:16:44,86 --> 00:16:46,339 Well, I'm glad to know that you're working hard, but don't... 390 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,466 You've gotta give yourself a break. 391 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,09 You're too hard on yourself, you know? 392 00:16:50,92 --> 00:16:53,638 You may not believe it, but no matter what happens, 393 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,264 it's all gonna be fine. 394 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,185 Yeah. 395 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,394 All right. 396 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,188 So let me know about pizza. 397 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,397 All right. 398 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,607 Hey. 399 00:17:07,68 --> 00:17:09,237 You would tell me, right, if there was something? 400 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,404 Yeah. 401 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,990 Yeah. 402 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,36 Okay, honey. 403 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,287 Let me know when you're hungry. 404 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,705 All right. 405 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,459 (SIGHS) 406 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,295 Buddy, how you doing on that salad? 407 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,755 Yeah. Good. Small pieces, okay? 408 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,839 ... the way. 409 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:29,924 KRISTINA: Really good job. Hi, ho. 410 00:17:30,07 --> 00:17:31,50 Hey, guys! We got brownies. 411 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,134 Oh, yummy, thank you very much. 412 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,219 Hey, Max-o. How's it going, kid? 413 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,929 Hi, Grandpa. | have pubic hair. 414 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,223 Oh, congratulations. There you go. 415 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,516 That's so great. All right. 416 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,476 Max, we're not really supposed to talk about that at dinner. 417 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,103 It's not appropriate. Well, it's not dinner yet. 418 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,21 We're gonna talk about that later, okay? 419 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,941 The Internet said that girls begin puberty at their first menses. 420 00:17:47,24 --> 00:17:48,109 That's right. Ooh. 421 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,735 But | don't know what that is. It also said that 422 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,154 boys start at their first ejaculation. 423 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,322 Correct. Hey. 424 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,574 Okay, buddy. | haven't ejaculated yet. 425 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,783 Well... Give it time. 426 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:56,867 Yeah, it won't be long. 427 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,287 It says that, uh... The Internet says that when | do, 428 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,872 | will begin to see girls in anew and exciting way. 429 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:02,999 Yeah, well... Oh, well, that's it. 430 00:18:03,82 --> 00:18:05,84 A whole new world is gonna open up for you, Max, 431 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,86 believe you me, you start ejaculating. 432 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,170 Okay. Do you ejaculate, Grandpa? 433 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,255 No, Max! Oh, do |? 434 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,548 Whenever he possibly can. 435 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,509 Do | ejaculate? Oh, man, do | ever. | tell you. 436 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,386 Who likes pasta? This is not appropriate. 437 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,679 | wanna have this conversation alone with him. 438 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,598 Well, you know what, | saw four kids through puberty, 439 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,100 and | can tell you, nothing's appropriate. 440 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,518 Well... You know, the key is to just 441 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,437 act like everything's normal, because it is. 442 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,689 You know, have you had a wet dream yet? What's a wet dream? 443 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,190 Is there water involved? No, no, no. 444 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,859 A wet dream is when, during the night... You're sweating. 445 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,319 And the sheets are slippery... 446 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,237 Adam, your folks are here! Why are they slippery? 447 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,905 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 448 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,536 I'm Officer Speer with the Berkeley Police Department. 449 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,789 We're responding to a 911 call. Are you Julia Graham? 450 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:44,915 Yes. 451 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,835 We'd like to come in and talk to you about a report of child abuse. 452 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,885 | will, of course, but both of my kids are upstairs, so... 453 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,928 Mommy, what's going on? 454 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:02,58 Um, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding, sweetie, but it's gonna be okay. 455 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,101 Mrs. Graham, we'll need to talk to her separately. 456 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,771 Right, of course. Um... 457 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,650 Baby, one of these very nice police officers is gonna talk to you, okay? 458 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,817 Okay. 459 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,986 Mrs. Graham, is the other child in the house? 460 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:15,905 Uh-huh. 461 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,788 Victor, could you come down here please? 462 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,212 Hello! Oh, good, we're all here. 463 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,839 Somebody brought some celebratory cupcakes. 464 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,49 Are you guys ready to party? JABBAR: | do! 465 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,969 That's very sweet, Crosby, but I'm not gonna take that job. 466 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:41,972 You turned the job down? 467 00:19:42,56 --> 00:19:43,974 The benefits weren't... 468 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,434 No. ...what she was hoping for, 469 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,977 and they couldn't agree on vacation time. 470 00:19:47,61 --> 00:19:48,688 Renee, | just... | find it hard to believe 471 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,564 that you would turn down a job in this economy. 472 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,358 It's not like they're growing on trees, right? 473 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,568 We've been talking about it for hours. It's not gonna happen. 474 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,530 RENEE: I'm not an old shoe. 475 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,989 | can find a job. 476 00:19:59,73 --> 00:20:00,825 | can find a job. JASMINE: Cupcakes anybody? 477 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,118 | hope you can. 478 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,286 It's okay. It's obvious there's been no abuse here. 479 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,40 | told him it's a crime to make a phony 911 call. 480 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,417 | think | scared him pretty badly. 481 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,501 Good. 482 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,128 But you'll want to talk to him as well. 483 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,630 Yeah. Yeah, there'll be plenty of talking. 484 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,674 I'll walk you guys out. 485 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,968 KRISTINA: Listen, bug, can you do me a favor and put on your jammies? 486 00:20:19,51 --> 00:20:21,53 And you can sleep in our bed just one night, okay? 487 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,847 Okay. Thank you. 488 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,979 Love you. Love you. 489 00:20:38,70 --> 00:20:40,573 So, you wanna talk about it now? 490 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,992 No, | don't want to talk about this right now. 491 00:20:43,75 --> 00:20:45,369 | want to deal with our traumatized daughter. 492 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,788 Okay, well, what about Victor? 493 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,875 You tuck him in. | can't even look at him right now. 494 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,594 Honey. 495 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,679 What? 496 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,308 How old were you when you got your first boner? 497 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,61 What? You know, stiffy, hard on, chubby, whatever. 498 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,354 How old were you when you got wood? 499 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,23 Honey, what the hell? Is it even 6:00 yet? 500 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,357 I'm just thinking about this, honey. 501 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,152 How old were you? It just is a question. 502 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,904 Well, |, um... 503 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,281 (SIGHS) 504 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,991 | was around Max's age, | guess. 505 00:21:24,74 --> 00:21:25,618 You Know, he's gonna start feeling things for girls. 506 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,995 Tell you what... | know. And sexual feelings, and... 507 00:21:28,78 --> 00:21:30,206 So | think that you should have a talk with him. | really do. 508 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,332 You think | should? Yeah. 509 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,666 Why don't we take a stab at it together 510 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,751 and see what we're dealing with here 511 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,419 before | dive in with the birds and the bees talk... 512 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,754 Wait a second. No way. Adam. ... Solo. 513 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,422 Remember when | talked to Haddie? 514 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,257 You sent me in alone, okay? 515 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,717 Yeah, Haddie was easy. Girls talk to girls. 516 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,886 Boys talk to boys. You're right, she was easy. 517 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,805 And Max won't be. No, he won't. 518 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,892 DOCTOR: If you decide to continue the pregnancy, 519 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,603 we'd be happy to refer you for prenatal care. 520 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,856 Of course, there are resources for teen moms 521 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,733 who decide to raise a child. 522 00:21:58,67 --> 00:22:01,612 Adoption is also an option for you to consider. 523 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,73 (VOICE FADING) Now, if you decide to end the pregnancy, 524 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,533 you have two options... 525 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:11,539 Any questions? 526 00:22:23,50 --> 00:22:26,554 Well, there's only one option, right? 527 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:33,60 |! mean, the doctor said | could get an appointment as early as tomorrow, SO... 528 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,562 Yeah. | mean, 529 00:22:35,62 --> 00:22:37,648 she said that we have time, though, to think about it. 530 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,608 Like a week, she said. 531 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,694 To think about what? 532 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,155 That's not the only option. 533 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,448 (SIGHS) 534 00:22:48,33 --> 00:22:50,244 If | have this baby, my life is over. 535 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,912 It doesn't have to be over. 536 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,205 Yes. Yes! No, it doesn't. 537 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,709 We could start a life. Like, | can go to college. | can get a job, you know. 538 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,253 There's plenty of people that would be willing to help us. 539 00:23:00,04 --> 00:23:02,548 And | love you, and that's all that matters. 540 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,845 Look, obviously I'm gonna support you no matter what. 541 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,14 That's all I'm saying. And... 542 00:23:10,97 --> 00:23:11,974 | want to make this work, but... 543 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,603 | just don't want you to think that I'm not there for you 544 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:18,105 if you decided to keep it, that's all. 545 00:23:23,27 --> 00:23:25,154 | need help coming up with the money. 546 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,700 Okay. 547 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,756 Hi. Hey. 548 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,633 Good morning. Morning. 549 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,552 Oh, went to the weird guy? 550 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,12 | had to. 551 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,347 He's worth it, right? Yeah. 552 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,431 How's Drew? 553 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,767 Oh, good. Um, yeah. 554 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:59,772 Turns out he's just very, very stressed about college 555 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,190 and everything. 556 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,108 Right. But he's okay, right? 557 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,986 Yeah, but Mark was right to be worried, you know? 558 00:24:06,70 --> 00:24:07,571 He's a very emotional kid. 559 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:09,907 Can't always tell... Yeah. 560 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,284 Yeah, but he's fine, right? 561 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,411 He... It turns out he's fine. What? 562 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,288 No, | mean, look, he... 563 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,790 Drew's stressed out, yeah. Yeah. 564 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,500 ‘Cause he's gonna go to college and that's normal. 565 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,418 | was freaking out myself and... 566 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,506 But Mark, you know, | was just kind of thinking... 567 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:29,301 | think he probably didn't need to come over, right? 568 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:30,844 You think he came to see me? 569 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,555 Maybe, yeah. And what if he did? 570 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,808 No, | mean... You don't have any feelings about that? 571 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,184 I'm fine. No, you're fine. 572 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,268 You don't care, right? 573 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,688 What are you saying? Am | jealous that he's coming around? 574 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,523 I'm just wondering. It seems to have stuck with you, 575 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,984 so | just wonder if you had a feeling? 576 00:24:45,67 --> 00:24:48,70 I'm just noticing it, and I'm making an observation about it. 577 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,989 | understand. Thank you for the observation. 578 00:24:50,72 --> 00:24:51,824 | need some sugar. Mmm-hmm. 579 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,575 Well, you can get it yourself. 580 00:24:54,34 --> 00:24:55,35 (CHUCKLES) 581 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,915 So, first of all, don't worry about the money, okay? 582 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,417 I'm gonna get it for you. It's not a problem. 583 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,293 I'm sorry that I'm asking you for it. 584 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:06,88 Drew, don't think any more about it, okay? 585 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,133 How's Amy? Is she all right? 586 00:25:10,92 --> 00:25:13,53 No, she's... She's like shut down and... 587 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,60 | just feel so stupid, you know? 588 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:23,63 Like it's my fault, and l... 589 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,648 Drew, it happens. 590 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,359 But it's gonna be okay. | promise, okay? 591 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:28,986 | mean, how are you feeling? 592 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,71 | just... 593 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,992 | just don't want to go through with it, you know? 594 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:37,745 | don't know. 595 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,39 | don't... 596 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,834 | don't want to, um... 597 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:48,756 You know, | don't want to give it up, but... 598 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,800 I'm trying to respect how she feels. It's just hard. 599 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,346 Amy's gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, okay? Yeah. 600 00:26:02,61 --> 00:26:03,395 I'm sorry. 601 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:06,648 Oh, Drew. 602 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:00,869 Amy? 603 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,415 I'll just be out here. 604 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,18 Victor? 605 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,354 We'd like to talk to you, bud. 606 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,439 Can you please stop that? 607 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,150 Thank you. 608 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:35,320 What you did, calling the police, 609 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,823 was serious. 610 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,376 Listen to your mom. She's not my mom. 611 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:06,310 Okay, you know what? That's my wife. 612 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,645 Don't talk to her that way. 613 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,63 Whatever. She didn't even get arrested. 614 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,690 Victor, do you understand what you did? 615 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,525 You had the police come into our house. 616 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,485 Do you understand that? 617 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,488 It really hurt us. 618 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,449 It's not acceptable. 619 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,76 And you need to think about it. 620 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,464 ADAM: Anyway, when you're taking a shower, 621 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,798 those are the areas you want to focus on. 622 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:40,677 And | know that that probably seems a little, uh, 623 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,13 strange, 624 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,309 but, uh, | promise you that all the boys in your class, 625 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,520 all the boys your age are going through the same thing. 626 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,813 It's just part of growing up. 627 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,857 No, | don't find it strange. 628 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:56,693 | mean, lizards grow for their entire lives, 629 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:58,946 but their skin doesn't, it stays small. 630 00:28:59,29 --> 00:29:00,447 So they have to shed their skin. 631 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:03,75 And most people think that's weird, but | don't. 632 00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:06,703 | don't either. 633 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,582 | want to stick with people for a second though, okay? 634 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,418 Because another part of this period of change 635 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:16,213 has to do with your feelings about girls. 636 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:24,304 Yeah, the Internet said that | will begin to see them in anew and exciting way. 637 00:29:27,99 --> 00:29:28,100 Well, that's one way of putting it. 638 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,810 Yeah, but that's not gonna happen with me. 639 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,648 Well, Max, you say that now, but trust me, it's gonna happen. 640 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,608 When | was just, uh... 641 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,902 Well, a little bit older than you, 642 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,572 girls went from being just girls to... 643 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,535 Well, something new and exciting. 644 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:48,704 And mysterious. 645 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:53,83 But I'm not like you, because | have Asperger's. 646 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:56,295 That is true. 647 00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,214 And because of that, 648 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,92 sometimes you have a difficult time 649 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,303 making emotional connections, but... 650 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:08,98 These aren't emotional feelings. 651 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:11,18 These are sexual feelings, and they're a little bit different. 652 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:14,563 You're gonna see a girl... Dad, I'm not ready to talk about this yet. 653 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:22,904 Okay. 654 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:25,365 That's okay. 655 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:26,992 When you feel ready... 656 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:30,746 If you feel ready, 657 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,541 just let me know and we'll talk about it, okay? 658 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,918 Okay. 659 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:39,629 All right, buddy. 660 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,471 Dad. Yeah, bud? 661 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:54,227 | wish people could shed their skins like lizards. 662 00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,480 That would be really cool. 663 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,192 | think that would be cool, too. 664 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,71 Yep. 665 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:15,165 Okay, here's the last of It. 666 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:16,875 Mmm-hmm. Thank you. 667 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,43 Uh-huh. You want some more cereal? 668 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,127 Oh, no, I'm good. Thank you. 669 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,505 All right. Crosby, are you sure | can't 670 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:23,215 do a load for you? I'd be happy to. 671 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,550 You know, | actually do my own laundry, but thank you. 672 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,761 The machine in my building has been out. 673 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:30,13 Yeah, for five years. Boy, get out of here. 674 00:31:30,97 --> 00:31:31,681 (LAUGHING) You knew that? 675 00:31:38,21 --> 00:31:39,356 | gotta say, that's quite a sight. 676 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,733 A grown-ass man having his laundry folded by his mother. 677 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,27 | remember my sister telling me that your mother 678 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,196 did your laundry until you bought this house. 679 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,31 Oh, did she say that? She sure did. 680 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:49,282 Yeah, big difference though. 681 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:51,410 | lived on a boat, so it wasn't really an option. 682 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,455 Do you have any more cereal by any chance? 683 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,249 No, | think you ate it all, actually. 684 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,188 Thanks for driving me. 685 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:22,816 Yeah, um... 686 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,735 I'll just call you later? 687 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,76 Maybe you shouldn't. 688 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,121 | need some space. 689 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,917 Okay. How much space? 690 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,131 (SIGHS) A lot. 691 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,385 Yeah. Hey, okay. 692 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,767 Okay, well, my dad's home, so... 693 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,814 Do | look okay? Do | look normal? 694 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,776 Yeah, um... 695 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,489 You look really beautiful. 696 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:35,764 (ENGINE STARTS) 697 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,129 You smell good. 698 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,298 That's because | washed my armpits, my butt, 699 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,217 and my balls with soap, like Dad said. 700 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,843 (BOTH LAUGHING) 701 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:16,930 What did you two... What did you say to him? 702 00:34:17,13 --> 00:34:18,807 Something got through. Yeah, obviously. 703 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,559 | mean, he showered. It's awesome. 704 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:21,726 What did you say to him? 705 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:22,894 | had the talk with him. 706 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:23,979 Okay, how did it go? 707 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:25,564 Good. 708 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:27,440 You're not convincing me. 709 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,984 Well, it was weird. 710 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,278 Weird how? What happened? 711 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:32,529 Well... Look, most of it was easy, 712 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:36,283 because nothing ever bothers him, he doesn't get embarrassed, and then... 713 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:40,453 When | started to talk about girls and sexual feelings, 714 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,748 he stopped me. Said he wasn't ready. 715 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:47,877 It was like he knew his limitations, and | just didn't... 716 00:34:48,44 --> 00:34:49,921 It made me feel sad. | didn't know what to do. 717 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:53,466 You Know, | hated it when Haddie started liking boys. 718 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,552 It made my skin crawl. Still makes my skin crawl, but... 719 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,95 That's an understatement. 720 00:34:58,13 --> 00:34:59,306 But she was so excited, and | just... 721 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:01,141 | want him to be able to have that, too. 722 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,560 He's gonna have that, honey. | promise you, okay? We don't know that. 723 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,312 A lot of people with Asperger's, 724 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:07,230 they have relationships, they get married, 725 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:08,898 and they live normal lives. | know, but some of them don't. 726 00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:10,275 Hey, bud. Yeah. It's gonna be great. 727 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:11,860 Dad, I'm using your deodorant. 728 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,69 (LAUGHS) 729 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,447 What, my deodorant? Really? 730 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:16,656 (BOTH LAUGHING) 731 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:17,824 Yes! 732 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,660 Well, he is full of Surprises. 733 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:22,662 Small victories, Braverman. 734 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,414 Small victories. It's all we've got. 735 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,124 God, he took a shower. 736 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:30,45 (SIGHING) 737 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,134 Hey, Sarah. 738 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,427 Hi. Hi. 739 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,347 Hi, | was just in the neighborhood, 740 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:44,809 and | was unpacking and found some stuff of yours, 741 00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:47,187 so | thought | would drop it by. Oh, great. 742 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,897 What's this? A muffin tin, and... 743 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,982 | really missed that muffin tin. 744 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:53,818 So, that's all. Mmm-hmm. 745 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:54,903 Thanks. 746 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,447 Oh, and Drew is fine, actually. 747 00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:58,823 Oh, good. 748 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,325 | talked to him and, um... 749 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:03,119 | mean, he's definitely really stressed out, but | think 750 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,705 it's regular senior year... BOTH: Stuff. 751 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,415 You know? Okay. 752 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:08,958 But thank you so much for... All right, I'm glad. 753 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:11,211 You know. Sure. 754 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,04 Yeah. So... 755 00:36:14,05 --> 00:36:16,216 | hate that we have to find these fake excuses 756 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:19,10 to come and, uh... To see each other. 757 00:36:19,94 --> 00:36:20,345 I'm not even sure that's your muffin tin. 758 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,429 Oh, that? No, that's not. 759 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,223 I've never had a muffin tin. 760 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,17 Um... 761 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,853 How are you? Is everything... 762 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,313 Oh, me? Yeah. 763 00:36:31,64 --> 00:36:33,66 Just... (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah. 764 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:34,776 Mmm-hmm. 765 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:35,860 That's good to hear. 766 00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:37,195 How are you? 767 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:39,72 Um... I'm all right. 768 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,243 It was hard for me to see you, 769 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:45,995 uh, with Hank. 770 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,126 | feel like | gave up too easily. 771 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,128 | should have fought for you. 772 00:36:59,08 --> 00:37:00,510 | don't know. 773 00:37:02,11 --> 00:37:03,888 Well, thanks for the... 774 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:07,308 I'll get started on some muffins, | guess. 775 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,646 Okay. 776 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:14,774 Bye. 777 00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:24,659 JASMINE: What about this one here? 778 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,202 Office manager at accounting firm? 779 00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,496 Yeah, but look at the commute. 780 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:29,664 (CHUCKLES) 781 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,292 What's that, Crosby? 782 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,338 Well, it's just, you know, if you got the job 783 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,424 you could move anywhere you wanted, really. 784 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,342 Who cares where the apartment's at, 785 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,928 and then the commute wouldn't be an issue, but... 786 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,682 And be that far away from my kids and my grandbaby? 787 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:48,975 | couldn't do that. 788 00:37:49,58 --> 00:37:50,351 Mmm-hmm. 789 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,312 Well, I'm sure that the perfect job, 790 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,314 engineered specifically to your needs, will be... 791 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:55,607 BOTH: Crosby... 792 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,277 ...made evident someday, and you'll take it. Assuming they ask politely. 793 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,196 Crosby, look... 794 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:05,325 | Know that this situation is not ideal. Mom... 795 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,243 No, let me say my piece. 796 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,81 Crosby, are you aware that for 30 years 797 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:16,85 | worked at the non-profit helping kids get health care. 798 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:18,129 And no, | didn't make a lot of money, 799 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:20,340 but every day was meaningful. 800 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,260 And | was able to take care of my kids, 801 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,346 put a roof over their head. 802 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:28,431 And what | didn't give to my kids, 803 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:31,810 | gave to that non-profit, and now I'm a budget cut. 804 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,943 I'm sorry. | just, you know, | just... | want you to... 805 00:38:40,26 --> 00:38:41,986 No. I'm sorry. 806 00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:46,115 | don't know, maybe you're right. 807 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:50,453 | mean, maybe lam being too picky. Maybe... 808 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,207 Maybe I've been acting entitled 809 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,710 to having the kind of job I've had for 30 years. 810 00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:05,385 And if my pride has inconvenienced you all, 811 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,595 lam really sorry about that. 812 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,813 I'm gonna go lie down, okay? 813 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,417 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 814 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,880 Loretta. | was not expecting you. 815 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:43,298 I'm sorry, do we have an appointment? 816 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,424 No. 817 00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:46,259 But anytime the police are called, 818 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:49,345 the state requires a visit from the case social worker, So... 819 00:39:52,56 --> 00:39:53,725 It's standard follow up. 820 00:39:56,19 --> 00:39:57,270 Come in. 821 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,400 Well, it sounds to me like you're doing everything right. 822 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,818 Oh, you have to be kidding me. 823 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,194 It feels like we're doing everything wrong. 824 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,947 You're trying, and that's what's important. 825 00:40:08,31 --> 00:40:09,866 | can give you tools and suggestions, 826 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,35 but ultimately, it just takes time. 827 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:15,496 Yeah, that's what everyone says, and I... We've been giving it time, 828 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:19,208 but it... Honestly, it's just getting progressively worse. 829 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,85 It's been getting worse. That's not true. 830 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:22,629 It is true. That's not true, honey. 831 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:26,591 | mean, he's made incredible strides at school. 832 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,676 He's made plenty of new friends at baseball. 833 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,887 Okay, can you not just look at one side of this? 834 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,263 I'm not. Yes, you are. 835 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,182 You're leaving all of the rest of it to me. 836 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,852 At home, it's not working. He's acting out, and... 837 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,939 He threw a bat and almost hit our daughter. 838 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:44,150 And he despises me. 839 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,693 LORETTA: Julia, | need to know. 840 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,820 Is not going through with the adoption 841 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:49,113 something that you're considering? 842 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,907 Of course not. 843 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,827 LORETTA: Julia? 844 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,337 | don't know if | can do it anymore. 845 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,907 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 846 00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:46,713 Honey! 847 00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:49,924 What is it? 848 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:51,342 Uh... 849 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,511 What is it? 850 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,141 Honey, what's wrong? 851 00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:01,436 (DREW SOBBING) 852 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,273 It's okay, honey. It's okay. 853 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,316 It's okay.